I didn't even go to public school. I didn't even finish at the academy, I did independent study. I have phD, motherfucker. that's dr. plant lady to you! (not you, I like you)
okay okay I won't have a pity party. You're beautiful too. You don't even seem real, you look like a movie star. And believe me, that's a compliment. Television and internet was pretty much my only friends growing up.
[ god, could this woman be any MORE attractive right now. ] well you and me both pammy at least on the phd side of things does that mean i gotta start callin you doctor now?
i get it though it's weird being here having to find out that you basically have to boink people who are total strangers but i'm tellin you anyone would be lucky as hell to have you tappin that
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okay okay I won't have a pity party. You're beautiful too. You don't even seem real, you look like a movie star. And believe me, that's a compliment. Television and internet was pretty much my only friends growing up.
at least on the phd side of things
does that mean i gotta start callin you doctor now?
i get it though
it's weird
being here
having to find out that you basically have to boink people who are total strangers
but i'm tellin you
anyone would be lucky as hell to have you tappin that
I don't really care what people think, but I do wish I stood out more than the green skin. You should do my makeup.
oh
my
god
really???
[ cue a high-pitched squeal that only dogs can hear. ]
i would LOVE to
we'll find just the right shade of lippy for your skintone
it'll be GREAT
you know how hard it is to find dark green lipstick??
we're going to track it down
never underestimate my abilities in the area of the perfect matte lip
I mean, I guess makeup counts as sexy stuff.
i bet we could find the right shade that has your lips lookin mad smoochable
we're gonna get you all squared away
you know what this means
shopping!!